Today I said farewell to a a longtime friend of mine: my Mom's uterus.
We knew each other a whole 8 months, but our friendship was abruptly broken off when we went our separate ways.
She was friends with my brother too, but alas he also broke off that friendship.
Now she's gone forever.
Peace out Kelly's Uterus.
Though I don't think Mom is going to miss it much. That whole bleeding thing gets pretty old pretty fast. And for all you guys out there, tampons and shit are goddamn expensive.
And even though her uterus has Gone to A Better Place, Kelly is still a member of the Order of the Uterus. It's like being in a gang: once you're in, you're in for life.
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