White Trash Points, as of some time in April

Me:
+50 for being Sam
+3 "can I put cans in the microwave?"
+10 "I love lunchables"
+3 sprinkles
+3 pizza with ketchup
+30 "pudgies tastes the same going down and coming back up"
-2 turning down nutella
-1/2 salad
+5 chinese battle men = samurais
+15 combining wine and sparkling cider
+5 rust is not an element
+10 poop
+1 collecting box tops
+5 flipflops & smartwool socks
+2 microwaving cookie dough
+10 sunday afternoon drinking time
+3 driving with no shoes on
-3 liking Boyf's tofu

Metalhead
+5 birkenstocks & socks
+10 sunday afternoon drinking time
+5 making google translate read porn
-5 decent Russian accent
+5 sweeping dirt under fridge

Chef
+5 eating in his room so he "can watch tv"
+3 being too lazy to give Sam points
+2 "I love Walmart"
+10 domestic abuse (he accidentally hit Metalhead in the nose with a hockey stick and caused her to have a bloody nose)
+2 stripping in the CouchBoat

Giraffes
+10 footie pajamas
+10 for not wearing underwear in them
+10 Sunday afternoon drinking time
+5 farting on command
+8 trying to light her farts on fire & almost lighting herself on fire
+15 trading sex for a burrito ("the burrito was better than the sex")